i brought my boobs today

I decided to wear a pretty summer dress to work today cos it was all bright and sunny outdoors.

Eliss: That's a nice summer dress! You've got boobs today!
Isobel: (bends over to lower herself slightly so her eyes are level with my boobs, and stares at the boobs) Hi Jac! You look good today!
Me: Come all, talk to my boobs.
Laura-Mae: So you remembered to bring them to work today! Good on ya.
Danielle: Now she's gonna wear that dress to work everyday...

The conversation then turned to one on boosters vs push-up bras.

It's nice to be tucked away in our own cosy corner on the uppermost floor with a bunch of crazy chickens at work. First there were discussions on brazilian wax, then the coconut oil experiment, and today the boobie talk.