enlightenment

I needed help in answering some of my innermost questions and sought enlightenment from fav tudi's 'Book of Answers'.

monkeycrab asks:

"Will I find a man here in Singapore?"

the book answers:

(speechless for 1 second; hysterical laughter follows for 2 seconds)

monkeycrab asks again:

"Will I find a woman here in Singapore?"

the book answers:

So. I'll have to forget about men and keep a lookout for Ms. Right.