chocolate

[Originally posted on my old moblog site. Republishing here now.]

While I still have not gotten my appetite back and am still on the vegetarian porridge diet... I had this huge, immense, monstrous craving for chocolate last night. Two Mars bars, one freddo the frog milk chocolate, one ego caramel Magnum ice cream and one quarter tub of chocolate ice cream failed to satisfy me. Today I got myself a big fat slab of Cadbury dairy milk chocolate, the biggest slab you can ever find on the shelves in a supermarket, and I gorged it all down at one go, all twenty (or fifteen?) rows of five (or six?) one by one cm squares of chocolate. (by the time any thoughts of blogging it for the records came to my mind, there was nothing left for me to count the rows and columns of squares of delicious chocolate I had consumed and nothing for me to estimate the amount too as I had, in my haste to devour the sinful thing, ravaged the wrapper so badly you can't tell how big the actual original size of the complete slab had been.) I feel quite sick now. Another square of it and I'll definitely merlion at the sacred porcelain bowl for the rest of the night.

To my stomach: I'm sorry! Really, I am.